1 00:00:10,092 --> 00:00:13,262 We have all been wronged by the same man. 2 00:00:13,429 --> 00:00:15,014 We have. 3 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:18,017 We all seek the same redress. 4 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,102 We do. 5 00:00:20,269 --> 00:00:23,856 We agree to work together to achieve our ultimate goal. 6 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,441 We will. 7 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:27,568 Speak your names. 8 00:00:28,861 --> 00:00:30,112 Toyman. 9 00:00:31,113 --> 00:00:32,573 Livewire. 10 00:00:33,449 --> 00:00:34,909 Weather Wizard. 11 00:00:35,868 --> 00:00:37,620 Kalibak. 12 00:00:39,121 --> 00:00:40,957 Metallo. 13 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:44,919 Speak the word and seal the pact. 14 00:00:47,296 --> 00:00:48,839 Revenge. 15 00:02:07,543 --> 00:02:08,794 You said he'd come. 16 00:02:08,961 --> 00:02:12,548 A matter of time. He's unaccountably fond of this dump. 17 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:15,509 The cops seem fond of it too. 18 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:21,557 Toyman, isn't that thing ready yet? 19 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:23,934 Just finishing up. 20 00:02:30,858 --> 00:02:32,068 Everybody down! 21 00:02:32,234 --> 00:02:33,861 - Move! - Watch out! 22 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:35,529 Get out of the way! 23 00:02:36,947 --> 00:02:38,199 Nice. 24 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:42,078 I'm sensing something moving through the local air mass. Heading this way fast. 25 00:02:42,244 --> 00:02:43,913 The rat's taking the cheese. 26 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,748 You ready, Toyman? 27 00:02:45,956 --> 00:02:48,751 You bet. This will be fun. 28 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:52,755 Uh-oh, wrong rat. 29 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:59,887 Watch out for Iron Giant. Those darts are no joke. 30 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:02,431 Copy that. I'm only a few minutes away. 31 00:03:02,598 --> 00:03:04,767 Be careful. This is obviously an ambush. 32 00:03:04,975 --> 00:03:08,020 Those guys travel in bunches. Maybe we should call this off. 33 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:10,106 - Excellent advice. - Aah! 34 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,695 Incoming! 35 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:32,128 - Windy. - I gathered. 36 00:03:39,051 --> 00:03:42,263 There are so many reasons why that shouldn't have worked. 37 00:03:46,892 --> 00:03:49,311 Our next priority is to get rid of Metallo. 38 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,647 I got an idea. Hang on. 39 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,152 J'onn, make yourself scarce! 40 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,409 Looks like Supes will miss the party. 41 00:04:06,954 --> 00:04:09,665 Give us some more cover. The Amazon's mine. 42 00:04:16,088 --> 00:04:17,339 Run! 43 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:47,536 Maybe you should get a strap for this. 44 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:53,584 That all you got? 45 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:55,586 Not quite. 46 00:04:57,129 --> 00:04:58,714 Whoa! 47 00:04:59,715 --> 00:05:01,675 Impressive, little man. 48 00:05:01,842 --> 00:05:05,888 If you stand down right now, I'll let you live to tell the story. 49 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:19,860 I just flattened Wonder Woman. You really think you can beat me? 50 00:05:20,027 --> 00:05:22,905 I'm not trying to beat you. I'm trying to stall you. 51 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:26,116 Stall me? For what? 52 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,705 Aww... 53 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:37,044 For what it's worth, I don't think you could've taken Batman either. 54 00:05:37,336 --> 00:05:42,424 Rain, rain, go away Little Johnny wants to play 55 00:06:10,786 --> 00:06:13,247 Give it up, Toyman. You'll never hit me with that. 56 00:06:13,455 --> 00:06:17,626 Maybe not. But what about your friends? 57 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:22,756 No! 58 00:06:34,476 --> 00:06:36,645 Superman go bye-bye! 59 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:00,336 Stay back! It's full of acid! 60 00:07:04,214 --> 00:07:06,425 Do I look like I'm playing games? 61 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:08,010 What are you gonna do to me? 62 00:07:08,969 --> 00:07:12,014 I'm gonna punch a hole in your head. 63 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:13,974 We don't do that to our enemies. 64 00:07:14,141 --> 00:07:18,312 - Speak for yourself. - I'm trying to speak for Superman. 65 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:40,876 This is Snapper Carr, returning to our coverage... 66 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,836 of the death of Superman. 67 00:07:43,003 --> 00:07:46,048 I'm at First Metropolis Cathedral where just hours from now... 68 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:49,051 services will be held for the world's greatest hero. 69 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,720 In addition to friends, colleagues and loved ones... 70 00:07:51,887 --> 00:07:55,724 heads of state from over 400 countries are expected to attend today. 71 00:07:55,891 --> 00:07:59,645 In the streets of Metropolis, as in cities all over the world... 72 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:04,566 thousands have gathered to pay their last respects to the Man of Steel. 73 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,568 Our all-day coverage will conclude... 74 00:08:06,735 --> 00:08:09,989 following Superman's ceremonial interment later this evening. 75 00:08:10,155 --> 00:08:12,574 Afterwards, a panel of commentators and pundits... 76 00:08:12,741 --> 00:08:14,660 will debate the question on all lips: 77 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:18,038 Without Superman, can there be a Justice League? 78 00:08:18,205 --> 00:08:21,917 Our coverage of the death of Superman will continue. 79 00:08:22,584 --> 00:08:26,255 I must admit, I'm also concerned about the League's future. 80 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:28,841 Never expected to hear that kind of talk from you. 81 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:32,761 How many battles did we win simply because he was there? 82 00:08:32,928 --> 00:08:34,179 Yeah. 83 00:08:34,346 --> 00:08:38,308 I used to be able to goof around so much because I knew Superman had my back. 84 00:08:38,892 --> 00:08:41,353 Now all I've got is his example. 85 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:44,106 And that's gonna have to be enough. 86 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,130 What is it, Alfred? 87 00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:10,299 I'm afraid it's time, Master Bruce. 88 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,134 I'm not going to the funeral. 89 00:09:12,342 --> 00:09:15,137 - Why? - Because he's not dead. 90 00:09:19,224 --> 00:09:21,310 What tipped me off was the lack of evidence. 91 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,936 Sir? 92 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:25,564 I brought all this from the crime scene. 93 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,816 And I've examined it every way I know how. 94 00:09:27,983 --> 00:09:30,778 - And you found...? - Absolutely nothing. 95 00:09:30,944 --> 00:09:33,155 No scorching, no residue, no radiation. 96 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:35,616 Objects were here, then they were gone. 97 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:37,493 I'm afraid I don't understand. 98 00:09:37,659 --> 00:09:41,830 Matter can't be created or destroyed, just changed from one form into another. 99 00:09:41,997 --> 00:09:43,332 As you say, sir. 100 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:46,835 I believe I heard something about that when I attended grammar school. 101 00:09:47,002 --> 00:09:51,256 Unless the law of conservation of mass has been repealed, there's still hope. 102 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:54,843 That's wonderful news, Master Bruce. 103 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:57,846 Nevertheless, don't you think you should make an appearance? 104 00:09:58,013 --> 00:10:00,891 What for? I've got work to do. 105 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:18,867 Batman hasn't arrived. Have you spoken with him? 106 00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:21,286 He's still not answering calls. 107 00:10:21,453 --> 00:10:23,205 He doesn't handle loss very well. 108 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,334 Is that him now? I can't see. 109 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:29,044 I can. 110 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:36,051 Luthor, how dare you show your face here! 111 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,011 Lois, I... 112 00:10:38,345 --> 00:10:39,721 You've come to gloat! 113 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,807 You tried to get rid of him for years! 114 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:45,561 Are you happy now? Isn't this what you've always wanted? 115 00:10:45,727 --> 00:10:47,312 I hate you! 116 00:10:47,479 --> 00:10:49,231 I hate you! 117 00:10:53,443 --> 00:10:57,072 Believe it or not, I'm going to miss him too. 118 00:11:02,035 --> 00:11:04,163 Though we gather here today... 119 00:11:04,329 --> 00:11:09,084 bound together in sorrow and loss, we share a precious gift. 120 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:15,382 We are all of us privileged to live a life that has been touched by Superman. 121 00:11:16,091 --> 00:11:19,344 The Man of Steel possessed many extraordinary gifts... 122 00:11:19,511 --> 00:11:21,930 and he shared them with us freely. 123 00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:26,727 None of these gifts were more remarkable than his ability to discern... 124 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:30,439 what needed to be done and his unfailing courage in doing it... 125 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,941 whatever the personal cost. 126 00:11:33,108 --> 00:11:37,571 Let us all strive to accept his gift and pass it along... 127 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:41,283 as an ongoing tribute to Kal-El of Krypton... 128 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:47,206 the immigrant from the stars who taught us all how to be heroes. 129 00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:21,114 And Superman holds the grenade in his hands like this: 130 00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:23,659 So it blows and he doesn't even move. 131 00:12:23,825 --> 00:12:25,661 And I say, "Are you all right?" 132 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,829 - And he says... - This is the best part. 133 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,499 He says, "Fine. And you?" 134 00:12:36,838 --> 00:12:38,173 To Superman! 135 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,634 To Superman! 136 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,597 Perhaps this isn't the best time. 137 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:48,517 But we need to consider replenishing our forces. 138 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:51,436 A new member? Who? Aquaman maybe? 139 00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:54,273 - Metamorpho? - Is Supergirl old enough? 140 00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:57,651 Before we look outside, we should start with family. 141 00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,028 Batman, this is Diana. 142 00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:01,196 Go ahead. 143 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,615 We're discussing the future of the League. 144 00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:06,785 We hope you'll make it official, become a full-time member. 145 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,663 I'm busy. Batman out. 146 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,374 Aquaman could definitely pick up Batman's slack... 147 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,209 in the "pompous jerk" department. 148 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,878 He's grieving. Give him time. 149 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,851 What's with all the long faces, Justice Dweebs? 150 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,396 It's like a wake in here. Lighten up. 151 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,815 The answer to all your problems has arrived. 152 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:41,486 Since we're going to be working together, you can call me Lobo. 153 00:13:47,242 --> 00:13:50,912 You are not welcome here. This is a private gathering. 154 00:13:51,079 --> 00:13:52,748 Yeah. Superman kicked the bucket. 155 00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:54,249 That's why I'm here. 156 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,252 I don't know you. But I'm pretty sure I don't like you. 157 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,588 Good instinct. His name is Lobo. 158 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,423 He's a lowlife bounty hunter. 159 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:05,093 The main man happens to be the best bounty hunter in the known universe. 160 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:08,430 You could ask Superman if he weren't busy pushing up daisies. 161 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:11,475 Hey, don't talk about him like that. Superman was our friend. 162 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,186 Mine too. I saved his life once, you know. 163 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,355 That's not how he told the story. 164 00:14:16,521 --> 00:14:19,191 Whatever. The point is, Superman bit the big one. 165 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,985 And the main man's here to take his place. 166 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,865 You're no Superman. 167 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,950 The ladies say different. 168 00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:36,291 Stay down. 169 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,960 On the contrary, get up and leave. 170 00:14:39,127 --> 00:14:43,632 The Justice League does not require your services at this or any other time. 171 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,050 Now I get it. 172 00:14:45,258 --> 00:14:47,677 You don't think the main man is tough enough... 173 00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:49,721 to join your little Girl Scout troop. 174 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,640 Easy mistake to fix. 175 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,975 You want an audition? 176 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:57,312 Come on, ladies. Let's dance! 177 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,406 Another dead end. 178 00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:10,200 I'm beginning to wonder if I might be wrong. 179 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,078 I've got some things to say. 180 00:15:13,286 --> 00:15:15,997 I should've said them when you were here. 181 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:21,002 But despite our differences, I have nothing but respect for you. 182 00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:24,005 I hope you knew... Know that. 183 00:15:24,172 --> 00:15:27,676 You showed me that justice doesn't always have to come from the darkness. 184 00:15:28,176 --> 00:15:29,344 I'll miss... 185 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:35,517 What did you always call it, Clark? "The never-ending battle"? 186 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:56,371 This is hopeless. We may as well be throwing candy corn at them. 187 00:15:56,746 --> 00:15:58,874 So, what do you wanna do? Give them the city? 188 00:16:04,045 --> 00:16:06,715 You think your pitiful human prison can hold me? 189 00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:12,721 This looks like a job for Superman! 190 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,557 But I don't think he's coming. 191 00:17:26,169 --> 00:17:28,922 Too bad. He was kind of cute. 192 00:17:31,424 --> 00:17:32,884 Come on, Green Longjohns! 193 00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:36,137 Let me out of here so I can go upside your head! 194 00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:46,856 Remember to look both ways before you cross me. 195 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,529 - Huh? - You talk too much. 196 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,951 Whoa. 197 00:17:58,451 --> 00:18:01,329 You want to settle down now? Please say no. 198 00:18:04,332 --> 00:18:05,584 I got it! 199 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:07,669 Woo-hoo! 200 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,342 All right, that's it! 201 00:18:19,889 --> 00:18:22,100 I'm okay! 202 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,103 All right. Guess I'll let y'all stay on the team with me. 203 00:18:25,353 --> 00:18:27,606 But I'm the leader. Ow! 204 00:18:28,064 --> 00:18:30,859 The Justice League is about more than physical power. 205 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,862 It's about ideals, caring, helping. 206 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,989 Buy me a ticket to Pukesville! 207 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,450 All right, all right! 208 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,703 Say what you want, but the Justice League needs the main man. 209 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,538 He might be right. 210 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,248 Metropolis is under siege. 211 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,750 Following a mass jailbreak... 212 00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:49,461 dozens of super-villains are running amok downtown... 213 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,796 apparently in celebration of the loss... 214 00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:55,050 You ain't gonna be sorry you brought the main man! 215 00:18:55,508 --> 00:18:58,386 Right. Like we were gonna leave you alone in the Watchtower. 216 00:18:58,553 --> 00:19:01,389 But long as I'm here, I get to bust heads! 217 00:19:01,556 --> 00:19:06,102 You will do precisely as we instruct. No more, no less. 218 00:19:06,269 --> 00:19:09,064 Sure thing. Finder's keepers on any bounties, right? 219 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:11,566 You need to be quiet now. 220 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:19,032 Get your own money. There's plenty. 221 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,627 Guess that was a little too much to hope for. 222 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,652 Hey, hat-hair! 223 00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:57,946 Want a piece of me? 224 00:20:04,285 --> 00:20:05,662 Wuss. 225 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:09,624 I'm going to grind you into paste! 226 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,460 Awful brave talk for a dead man. 227 00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:14,129 I'm not dead yet. 228 00:20:14,295 --> 00:20:18,466 You're right. My watch is about 10 seconds fast. 229 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,872 Does that account for everyone? 230 00:20:51,332 --> 00:20:53,877 Say it. Say it. 231 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,880 "Uncle." 232 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:03,052 I can't hear you! 233 00:21:05,346 --> 00:21:08,516 He's beaten. Put the car down. 234 00:21:12,353 --> 00:21:15,607 I was gonna. Pretty good, huh? 235 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,568 When you got Lobo on your team, who needs Superman?